Thursday, May 3, 2007
Advice?
So I had some good advice given to me... Maybe football is not my thing? basketball surely is. O, but one small problem. Guess who’s going out for the team? Chris Langley! Chris is Chase’s older brother. He’s just like Chase. Nice, funny, popular and even worse…president of student council. He works at a nursing home at nigh to help provide for his family too. God, why do poor people suck?! I think the only reason that whore mother of theirs has kids is so she could collect unemployment checks and have her kids bring in the money. I saw her and all of her kids out at the supermarket once, and they were all laughing and smiling, and then they invited me over for dinner, and to watch the Will Feral movie on VHS. Assholes! I don’t want to eat their cheep food. And like I would watch a movie on VHS! That entire family sucks! O yeah, Fuck you too Alejandro! I hope you have better spy skills than advice skills, otherwise your fucking dead. How bout this for advice? Get back on drugs and become the fuck-up your destined to be. Loser!
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2 comments:
You ungrateful, little, snot nose brat, not appreciating advice from an older and wiser, law-abiding, private detective!
With that attitude you're never gonna make the football team, and Chase and his older brother will continue whooping your ass for the rest of your life. So take a seat and get comfortable, because it is your destiny to become a loser, not mine.
But if you ever need a private detective, give me a hollar ;)
Hey, Kid, where are you? I hope I didn't hurt your feelings too much. I know how kids can be sensitive, because believe it or not, I was once a kid too.
Maybe you didn't make the cut on the football team, and you're depressed. Oh well, stay strong.
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