So Chase thinks he should be the staring quarterback this year. Well fuck Chase! Every one know that I'm the best to play quarterback. I've got the looks, the hot girl the cool Camaro.
Man! I cant stand Chase. The only reason everyone likes him is because he is nice to them, and always friendly. I heard he scored something like 1500 on his SAT, you cant be smart and play football. The charity work he does is complete bullshit! and the fact that he helps support his single mother and the rest of his family by tutoring students with learning disabilities and working the grave yard shift at the factory is pathetic .
He's not fooling me! God! I cant stan..............
O, how's it going chase? Looking good my man! O, some one gave you free tickets to see my favorite band the WASP's. You knew I liked that band and you have to work tomorrow night anyways? Well thanks buddy, you're the absolute best.
He's not fooling anybody with his unconditional friendly gestures, and his I'm always nice to everyone attitude. God I hate him! He thinks he's so nice. He is by far the the biggest dick-head asshole at Stanton High.
2 comments:
Jered,
It's funny, because I too had a friend named Chase in High School, and he was also the opitomy of perfect. He was a star Basketball player, had perfect grades, a beautiful girlfriend, big muscles, blah, blah, blah.... And what was even worse was that he really was a nice guy!
Anyways yeah i was jealous of him, and it takes courage to admit this, but recently I ran into him at the grocery store. Let's just say that his muscles have turn to flab and that he had dropped out of school. I also found out that he is jealous of me because I'm a spy, and I have a cool life.
So, you just need to stop hatin' and realize that you too are talented, and i garauntee you will find your true calling, which is probably not football.
Yeah sorry but all you do is whine. Please shut up.
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